OVERHEARD IN SUBURBIA

" look at this c_ _t, he's wearing a f_ _king skirt. "

because i live on the outskirts of civilisation, i often get hassled for what i wear, usually from passing trucks or from the scum of the earth on trains and buses or if i'm really lucky, they'll say it to my face. so collected here on this blog will be a selection of quotes from the people i encounter. 
enjoy.

correction. it wasn't a skirt. it was a skort. a givenchy one. it probably cost more than your crystal meth addiction.