OVERHEARD IN SUBURBIA

" look at this c_ _t, he's wearing a f_ _king skirt. "

because i live on the outskirts of civilisation, i often get hassled for what i wear, usually from passing trucks or from the scum of the earth on trains and buses or if i'm really lucky, they'll say it to my face. so collected here on this blog will be a selection of quotes from the people i encounter. 
enjoy.

correction. it wasn't a skirt. it was a skort. a givenchy one. it probably cost more than your crystal meth addiction.

CLARIFICATION

"why does it matter what you look like in your coffin? you're dead..."

people often talk about first impressions and how important they are but what about last impressions? 

thats why i think what i'll be buried in is important.

i want to leave a lasting last impression.

a good one.

thom browne fall 2012

6 FEET UNDER

"why 'bury me in'?"

two reasons:

1. because i'll be blogging about things i want to wear in my coffin.
2. i would love nothing more than to be 6 feet deep in a pile of givenchy.

that's why.

WARNING: do not google image search 'buried in clothes'. it comes up with pictures of dead children.

KEEPING IT SIMPLE

how the hell do you compose the first entry to a blog?! it's ridiculously difficult trying to put into words what your blog is, what it will be about, who you are, where you come from, why lime is your favourite flavour of milkshake, etc, etc. i wrote a 500 word paragraph trying to do just that. but it was horrible and annoying. so im keeping it simple.

hello.

1. my name is trent.
2. nothing i have to say is important.
3. im a uni student.
4. i heart clothes.
5. this blog is about clothes.
6. i do not live in the city.
7. i live in suburbia.
8. im not a cool kid who is casually friendly with designers/photographers/models/musicians/artists etc etc. i know nobody.
9. im deeply sarcastic.
10. this is in lowercase for a reason.

welcome to bury me in.

enjoy.